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what is this all about!?

The Carleton started sending e-newsletters out somewhere around 2002! At some point in 2003 the newsletters started to end with little quotes that begin "love you like..." written by Carleton Carl...we have tried to dig them all out to show you what the randomness of the Carleton and how Carl's mind thinks! Enjoy!

love you like...

...rubber duckies love to bob up and down on the waves!	18th June 2009
...thunderstorms love barbecues in the middle of June!	15th June 2009
...Jill loves to fix Jack when he gets broken!	10th June 2009
...everyone loves getting naked when the sun shines!	3rd June 2009
...the chickity China the Chinese chicken loves to have a drumstick while your brain stops tickin'!	22nd May 2009
...I love my chances with Katie Price now Peter is off the scene!	12th May 2009
...I love the beginning of term so I can see you all!	17th April 2009
...the curl in the wurl loves to be all curvy and wurvy!	9th March 2009
...bourbon biscuits love to be pronounced bourbon and not bourbon!	2nd March 2009
...desperate times love desperate measures!	24th February 2009
...I love to put my foot in my big mouth!	17th February 2009
...the love juices love to flow!	9th February 2009
...that girl to the left loves her cowboy whore boots!	1st February 2009
...cavity searches love to poke where things couldn't be poked!	25th January 2009
...the end of matches love to go 'fizzulm' when they get struck!	17th January 2009
...2009 loves being added together and equalling 11!	12th January 2009
...Santa loves to pull his puds and cracker!	25th December 2008
...Christmas Crackers love rubbish jokes!	8th December 2008
...I love the fact you are reading this while I am in New York!	27th November 2008
...detention loves to punish!	25th November 2008
...squirrels love to play with their nuts!	23rd November 2008
...the mouldy banana skin loves to smell!	17th November 2008
...the cowboy loves to go yeeeeee-haaaaaaaa!	7th November 2008
...the hedgehog loves to hide in the bonfire (oooh get out before its too late)!	4th November 2008
...I love to cruise up the motorway in my spanky new motor!	24th October 2008
...like donkey loves to walk down the sandy beach in the sunny sky!	20th October 2008
...the Virgin Trains love to go rickety rackety down the trickety trackety!	14th October 2008
...goose pimples love to be all bumpy	7th October 2008
...4am loves to be the new going home time!	23rd June 2008
...Week 9 loves being the penultimate week!	18th June 2008
...the flavour of herbs in the midnight air love to float around the orchid valleys in the deep heart of summer!	14th June 2008
...sweat loves to smell and be stinky la!	10th June 2008
...like the beachy sand loves sandy cracks!	2nd June 2008
...ze Russians love ze Mancunians...champiiiiooooonnnnnnss!	22nd May 2008
...cling film loves to stop the nasty food coming alive!	18th May 2008
...the grass loves to sway in the spring breeze as the sun beats down on it!	8th May 2008
...the free radicals love to be free!	7th May 2008
...juicy melon pips love to get you wet and sticky and stick to your chin!	6th May 2008
...worms love to come to the surface when it rains!	29th April 2008
...I love the geese that make feather pillows!	27th April 2008
...I love printing tickets on my magic ticket machine!	22nd April 2008
...we all love to go to The Carleton on Week 1!	20th April 2008
...hip hop hippidity hop hop loves to be bop bippidity bop bop! Word! Homie!	19th March 2008
...rabbits love to vibrate!	13th March 2008
...bumps in the night love to go bumpty bump bump!	11th March 2008
...the cheerleaders love to make people pyramids and go wooo!	29th February 2008
...I love to make you all shudder!	27th February 2008
...the Wicked Witch of the West loves to be wicked!	19th February 2008
...the heart loves to bleed!	13th February 2008
...Thai lady boys love Dr. Jones!	5th February 2008
...the ice on 'Dancing on Ice' loves those nice sharp skates!	27th January 2008
...Sweeney Todd loves to be an evil demon barber (good film by the way)!	22nd January 2008
...cream and chocolate sauce gets everywhere when you eat profiteroles with your hands!	6th January 2008
...mince pie loves to get stuck in Santa's furry white beard!	12th December 2007
...the wind loves flowing under the duvet when you are wearing your birthday suit!	30th November 2007
...lime juices love to slowly run over cold ice cubes!	23rd November 2007
...gambling manchines love to go ding, ding, ring a ding, ding ding!	21st November 2007
...probes love to go where nothing has gone before!	11th November 2007
...the bright lights love to blind!	7th November 2007
...spooky things love to go bump in the night!	29th October 2007
...clotted cream fudge loves rotting teeth!	21st October 2007
...them hot doughnuts from the fair love being hot, and nice, and hmmmm!	13th October 2007
...10 pence pieces love them silly coin dropping machines you never win on!	9th October 2007
...I love love, cos loving love is great...lets all love!	25th June 2007
...I love the last Carleton!	21st June 2007
...I love to mess up!	20th June 2007
...Pep's head loves bandanas!	20th June 2007
...the Eiffel Tower loves to be all pointy!	11th June 2007
...SPF 2 loves to fry eggs on your belly!	5th June 2007
...everyone loves the start of Big Brother tonight!	30th May 2007
...I love press presses to Radio 1s BIG Weekend!	18th May 2007
...bubbles love to go filllibyflobbypoppppooopiddlydooodapppadaadaa!	14th May 2007
..."pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" loves being the longest word in the dictionary!	1st May 2007
...my little toes loved getting cold in the cold snow in the hot sun!	23rd April 2007
...little bunnies love to bounce across the green green grass of home!	28th March 2007
...those little packs of Smarties love to hide inside the Easter Egg!	19th March 2007
...sheesha pipes love to give off a strawberry aroma!	14th March 2007
...S-Club loved to party!	7th March 2007
...the lollipop loves living in the candy shop!	28th February 2007
... loved my very expensive All Saints coat that someone stole while I was working...let a swarm of locusts curse them!	20th February 2007
...those little chewy hearts in the bag of hairbo (other sweets are available) love to be chewed, sucked and shared!	13th February 2007
...post-it notes don't really love to stick to walls and love to fall on the floor and get lots of dust on them so you have to rewrite them and stick them again just for them to fall again!	6th February 2007
...I love hearing the sounds of cracking bones as the chiropractor realigns your pelvis!	30th January 2007
...general purpose cleaner loves to get rid of dirty coffee mug marks!	22nd January 2007
...the pashion fruit loves to chill on the beach with its mate the pineapple!	22nd January 2007
...apples love pears, but not in the way the banana loves the orange cos that is just sick!	15th January 2007
...the Queen's speech loves being turned off!	25th December 2006
...egg fried rice loves beef in black bean sauce!	11th December 2006
...Santa loves the glass bottle of that very popular fizzy drink! Bring back the "Holidays are coming" advert!	10th December 2006
...some Blackpool scrag loves to steal my car aerial!	6th December 2006
...stamps just love to stick to envelopes without being licked!	27th November 2006
...Swiss chocolate loves to melt in your mouth like a fairytale dream with a beautiful Princess and a handsome Prince!	21st November 2006
...the pingy noise on MSN Messenger loves to ping! (other chatty programs are available)!	15th November 2006
...polar bears love to drink a fizzy soft drink from a glass bottle at Christmas time!	8th November 2006
...that washing up liquid that Ainsley Harriot advertises love cleaning that grease and grime.	30th October 2006
...I love my new bed!	23rd October 2006
...Mario loves Princess Peach!	17th October 2006
...Activa yoghurt loves to clean the bowels!	10th October 2006
...Daleks love to wave a toilet plunger!	25th June 2006
...you love the bracing air here on the prom!	27th February 2006
...Annabel loves Katie who loves Eloise....who I'm hoping all love me!? Who are these people?!?!	20th February 2006
...oh I just love you all!	10th February 2006
...tetris blocks love to fall!	25th January 2006
...sand loves to get stuck between your toes!	23rd January 2006
...limos like to stretch!	18th January 2006
...charity tins love to rattle!	11th January 2006
...candles love to burn!	7th January 2006
...2006 loves having a 2 and a 6 at either end!	6th January 2006
...Rudolph loves lighting the sky with his nose!	10th December 2005
...Father Christmas loves Mother Christmas (or whatever she is called)!	5th December 2005
...love likes to love long time!	30th November 2005
...Bond loves to be secret!	18th November 2005
...the rain loves to pour!	13th November 2005
...I don't love stupid computers!	9th November 2005
...choccy biscuits love to crumble in tea!	3rd November 2005
...batteries love to make things work!	25th October 2005
...postmen like to post!	21st October 2005
...bic biro tops love being chewed!	18th October 2005
...cups love saucers!	10th October 2005
...scary movies like scaring people! Ooooohhoohoohho!	6th October 2005
...chocolate loves to melt in the heat of the summer!	20th June 2005
...like beautiful people love being beautiful!	10th June 2005
...beautiful people love beautiful people!	31st May 2005
...I love the sugar rush after a full tube of smarties!	20th May 2005
...I love ruining really expensive suits walking through cow fields at 4am!	15th May 2005
...I do!	11th May 2005
...my three year old niece loves her Uncle Carl	4th May 2005
...I love the temperatures in the Maldives!	18th April 2005
...I love to rock back and forth to the new Chemical Brothers album!	8th March 2005
...I love you!	2nd March 2005
...I love getting Valentine's Cards (and I got none)!	14th February 2005
...doctors love sticking fingers up your arse!	9th February 2005
...bums love colonic!	25th January 2005
...Thai friend loves it long time!	18th January 2005
...snow loves to glister!	6th December 2004
...them cowboys love to yee ha	30th November 2004
...swots love doing homework!	16th November 2004
...I love it!	7th November 2004
...Rooney loves scoring hat-tricks and New Zealand loves sheep!	1st October 2004
..Carl loves his new mullet!	23rd June 2004
..the English hate the French!	12th June 2006
...Becks loves texting!	1st June 2004
...phone companies like charging you £1 per minute for those damn porn lines!	24th May 2004
...male strippers love elastic bands to keep in all tiiigght!	4th May 2004
...	22nd March 2004
...Carl loves Justin Trousersnake Timberlake...(worrying, but true!)	15th March 2004
...Peter Andre loves to get close to his mysterious girl!	29th February 2004
...snow loves to melt!	1st December 2003
...Thai Lady Boys Love You Long Time!	3rd October 2003
...Carl Loves The Carleton!	28th June 2003
...Canesten Cream Loves Thrush!	26th June 2003
...Posh loves Becks's money!!!	20th June 2003
...Federico loves North East birds (I would like to know, if what he said is true!?!)	16th June 2003
...donner meat loves pitta bread, lettuce, tomato, few onions and plenty of chilli sauce!	10th June 2003
...Zippy loves George!	30th May 2003
...oxygen loves carbon dioxide!	27th May 2003
...everybody seems to love the library (losers)!!!!	12th May 2003
...Vanessa Carlton loves walking a Thousand Miles!	1st May 2003
...the nasty security person in the library loves throwing people out who use mobile phones!	18th April 2003
...pornstars love sex!	11th April 2003
...LL Cool C!	4th April 2003
...condoms love protecting!	20th March 2003
...chewing gum loves pavements!	13th March 2003



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